21-year-old who sleeps with a purple toy monkey mascot from a school that she doesn't even attend.

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 229133 16th August 2011
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Smack That, Snape
howtobesthyoumiss:

tries*
 1270 14th May 2011

Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.

nowhereinpanic:

chicharonpenoybaluuut:

justinseparable:

hellyeahnickmara:

zomgitsnaomi:

“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

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 76222 14th May 2011

When someone types “Your welcome” instead of “You’re welcome.”

zaybabyhooligan:

drinktillyouredead:

the-electricmoccasins:

BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.

THIS FOREVER AND EVER

lol that gif. omg.

 THE GIF!

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 73850 14th May 2011
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 331962 18th April 2011